
Lurk No More
So the other day I’m chillin’ at the shop…as usual. Sipping on my DD medium ice coffee with 2 sugars. I see a group of bros walk into the shop. I start with the usual “Whats guys, how’s it going, blah blah talkie talk.” Without even making eye contact they nod and head straight to the lounge and sit down. Bro #1 is like “Oh dude skate 2″ and picks up the controller and attempts to play the game. Bro #2 and #3 just sit there and murmer back and forth, just sitting there watching him butcher up skateboarding. They shuffle the controller around a little bit then just get up and leave. That’s all. No one said thanks or bye or anything. Let’s start with how wrong this is. One, they weren’t even cool or trying to talk to me. This is a lurkers #1 problem. If you want to lurk YOU MUST be cool with the guy working the counter. If you are not cool with the guy behind the counter then the lurk timer is ticking in his head. Number 2, you should at least check out the stuff in the shop. Even if you have no money…make it look like you at least want to buy something. After all, this is a business, technically. Number 3, dude all I’m asking for is for people to be cool. Lurking is ok with me. I like people to lurk. If you want to lurk though you need to know these rules of lurking. You have to talk about stuff, be cool, buy stuff once and awhile, and have a good reason to lurk. Like lurking because you dont know what to do with yourself isnt cool. If your waiting to skate or for your parents, that’s cool. If you are over 18 then you have little excuse to lurk if you’re not cool. If you’re not cool watch some T.V and learn.